Jon Hamm

Publish date: 2024-05-14

I wonder why he hasn't really had a career since Mad Men ended. He was sexy as hell on that show, and one would think he could easily be leading man material in movies. He's a good actor and I don't think I've ever read that he was difficult to work with or any sort of diva-like persona.

What's your guess?

by Anonymousreply 485December 7, 2019 7:52 AM

Typecast as Don Draper

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I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

by Anonymousreply 3March 7, 2019 11:56 PM

Blew his wad. Not every TV actor can have a career of varied parts after they’ve become branded by one role. Almost none can. It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life. He is and will be a relic of the Obama era. Hope he saved!

by Anonymousreply 4March 8, 2019 12:02 AM

Far less likable and universally appealing than previously thought. Substance abuser. Rage issues.

Kind of a douche.

by Anonymousreply 5March 8, 2019 12:07 AM

He was good on both 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt. Tina Fey needs to create a comedy series for him.

by Anonymousreply 6March 8, 2019 12:09 AM

I loved Mad Men, but I never thought he was a great actor. His character was extremely guarded and closed, so he never really had scenes that had a lot of range. And if you play what you know, the alcoholism of Don was not a stretch for him. It's kind of amazing when you compare his post MM career to Elizabeth Moss.

by Anonymousreply 7March 8, 2019 12:11 AM

[quote]It’s like Mr Drummond from Diffrent Strokes or any of the girls from The Facts of Life.

This is kind of a low blow, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 11March 8, 2019 12:15 AM

Mrs. Garret had more range than Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 13March 8, 2019 12:18 AM

I thought he was excellent in “Beruit” (2018).

by Anonymousreply 15March 8, 2019 12:48 AM

He worked in the role of Don Draper because he came across as shallow and empty, almost entirely devoid of real feeling. Which absolutely worked for a story about a hollow man in a shallow profession, but that slick blankness doesn't work in many other roles, unless he wants to spend his career playing "Mr. Wrong" in romantic comedies.

Plus, his looks have faded to the point where other actors are getting the "Mr. Wrong" calls.

by Anonymousreply 16March 8, 2019 12:56 AM

He should have got prison time for what he did as a frat boy. He's creepy.

by Anonymousreply 17March 8, 2019 12:57 AM

He's worked pretty steadily, which isn't bad for someone his age who got their start in TV. His looks typecast him somewhat, unlike a Bryan Cranston, who can play a wider variety of roles.

by Anonymousreply 19March 8, 2019 1:10 AM

Hasn’t he made a ton of money being the voice of Mercedes-Benz?

It’s not a hit tv show or movie, but most actors would kill for that gig.

by Anonymousreply 20March 8, 2019 1:11 AM

He only has one thing going for him and it is not his face, body or talent.

by Anonymousreply 21March 8, 2019 1:14 AM

He needed to have his heavy, pendulous balls milked down my throat, twice daily.

by Anonymousreply 22March 8, 2019 1:15 AM

He is very attractive and well received by the entertainment press. For his career to have stalled the way it has suggests that he has an unusually nasty personality, even by the standards of showbiz. The story from college is telling, yes people can change but not as drastically as we might want to believe.

by Anonymousreply 24March 8, 2019 1:23 AM

I would rather see more of John Slattery

by Anonymousreply 25March 8, 2019 1:24 AM

I only found him attractive as Don Draper otherwise his goofy facial expression and lack of upper lip are not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 26March 8, 2019 1:27 AM

I don't think that he is nasty - I seem to remember hearing he's a lot of fun to work with, thus the 30 Rock and SNL roles. He is just is extremely limited as an actor, much like January Jones. I thought he was WAYYY overrated in MM.

by Anonymousreply 27March 8, 2019 1:27 AM

The father from Eight Is Enough Dick Van Patten said once: You are only as successful as the show you're on.

by Anonymousreply 28March 8, 2019 1:30 AM

He had one iconic role, which is more than 99% of actors get in their careers. He hit his professional ceiling so to speak. And, yeah, the alcoholism doesn't help.

by Anonymousreply 29March 8, 2019 1:41 AM

I think he’s a good actor

by Anonymousreply 30March 8, 2019 1:45 AM

DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

by Anonymousreply 31March 8, 2019 1:46 AM

I never liked his face. Something yucky about him.

by Anonymousreply 32March 8, 2019 2:03 AM

Maybe he's the one actor who will take his HBO millions and just retire. I would

by Anonymousreply 33March 8, 2019 2:09 AM

He had a very brief but funny cameo in Bill Hader’s HBO show Barry. Barry (Bill Hader) has a fantasy sequence where he’s a famous actor living in a nice house and he’s friends with Jon Hamm, who stops by for a BBQ.

by Anonymousreply 34March 8, 2019 2:09 AM

Michael Fassbender got his career.

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by Anonymousreply 35March 8, 2019 2:10 AM

His feature films have tanked for the most part.

by Anonymousreply 36March 8, 2019 2:21 AM

R11, those shows were more successful by viewers in their their day than MadMen ever was in ours.

by Anonymousreply 37March 8, 2019 2:26 AM

As others have said, he has limited range. He is not aging well either. He also doesn't seem to play the Hollywood game of keeping in shape. It was so disappointing to see him shirtless on MM - no shape, too soft.

by Anonymousreply 38March 8, 2019 2:27 AM

He's had 35 credits after Mad Men. It's hard for actors with iconic roles to get the chance to play different types of parts. They're just very heavily associated with that character. Very few actors ever get a gig that good and even fewer get more than one. He was already in his mid/late 30s when he became famous. He was tied to a TV contract at that point so he could only do film roles that didn't conflict. He was in his 40s by the time Mad Men ended. Most movie leading men don't start that old. He's doing fine.

by Anonymousreply 39March 8, 2019 2:29 AM

He was early mid-thirties when he got Mad Men and despite looking like Don Draper before that he wasn't considered star material, and HBO didn't think he was sexy. I think outside Mad Men he is still hard to cast and doesn't quite project what they need him to project. Most roles have something archtypical in them and Hamm really isn't an archtypical leading man in his qualities. For me he's most convincing as dad. And for all the notches on Don Draper's bed post, walls, carpets, cars, hotels, etc., he always projected a kind of idealized 1960s dad quality to me. There's not a lot of call for that in films//tv/theatre.

by Anonymousreply 40March 8, 2019 2:40 AM

A couple of blind items from the Oscars and this month say he’s fallen off the wagon again. HAMMered, I think one said.

by Anonymousreply 41March 8, 2019 2:41 AM

I think what he did best on Mad Men was crying/sobbing and also drinking. I think he was a wipeout in most of the romance/sex stuff even though the writers (Weiner?) were obsessed with showing Draper's sex life. He was really good as broken Don, crying Don, drunk Don, mean Don, intentional Don. But Don Draper just having a day was not that interesting. Most movies you are following the character, relating to him, and he engages you even before the big emotional beats arrive. Hamm is mostly good at the big emotional beats and not so much the every day-ness. And the erotic stuff - he is terrible. Although of course he's great at drunk, sloppy, disgusting, who the hell is this in my bed Don.

AND there's his face. i agree about the face. The mouth and chin - something there disrupts the handsomeness.

by Anonymousreply 42March 8, 2019 2:45 AM

R41 I don't think he ever really went on the wagon - I suspect that was spin.

Also the frat stuff - not only was that brutal, and not only did he do what he did when he was a little too old to be doing it, there was something hard core mean/evil about it. And when he finally spoke about it, he did it all wrong. I don't know how aware the public is of all that but maybe it turned people in the industry off, even though of course most people in the industry are hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 43March 8, 2019 2:47 AM

Jon Hamm is one of those guys who just needs to be in a suit. I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm. We spent an entire session on that and I found out some fascinating things about myself.

As for his career, I think it is fine for what it is. He was never going to be a movie star. He probably needs to go back to TV, playing a patriarch in a primetime soap or something.

by Anonymousreply 45March 8, 2019 2:53 AM

[quote] DL Queens is Jon Hamm GAY or STRAIGHT?

It depends on if you're a casting director

by Anonymousreply 46March 8, 2019 2:57 AM

I didn’t find him funny on 30 Rock or Kimmy Schmidt.

by Anonymousreply 47March 8, 2019 2:58 AM

He's actually kind of pudgy, and kind of one-note as an actor.

by Anonymousreply 48March 8, 2019 3:01 AM

He fucked flat assed actress Kristen Wiig. That is an unforgivable sin in Hollywood. January Jones wanted to fuck him.She is much hotter. She is s vapid cunt but Hollywood loves beautiful over funny.

by Anonymousreply 50March 8, 2019 3:06 AM

R43 You are probably right about the spin.

by Anonymousreply 51March 8, 2019 3:08 AM

^^ @R50, and Hollywood Producer Tina Fey, "allegedly" -

by Anonymousreply 52March 8, 2019 3:14 AM

R47, me neither. Tina Fey really needs to get over him. He's not her B team Alec Baldwin.

Speaking of which, Baldwin is overrated as an actor but when he and Hamm were on the second live SNL, with Baldwin doing the same parts as Hamm - Baldwin on the one that aired on the East Coast and Hamm on the west, Baldwin was just better and funnier. Particularly in the skit about a woman reporter trying to report on NASA to two chauvinistic male anchors. Hamm was one note, Baldwin was much better.

by Anonymousreply 53March 8, 2019 3:33 AM

Move over, Joey Lawrence...

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by Anonymousreply 55March 8, 2019 3:42 AM

Shame on you people! I can't believe no one has suggested he do porn?!

Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

by Anonymousreply 56March 8, 2019 3:51 AM

[quote]I even talked to my therapist once about how I couldn't understand why I was attracted to Don Draper, but not Jon Hamm.

I always suspected this was the kind of thing people talk about in therapy.

by Anonymousreply 57March 8, 2019 3:56 AM

He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

by Anonymousreply 59March 8, 2019 4:17 AM

then why haven't we seen the real anaconda?

by Anonymousreply 60March 8, 2019 4:53 AM

He couldn't exactly get a perfect 2010 body while he was working on Mad Men, since he was supposed to be a 1960s business guy, so he could never be considered for the Marvel-type roles (although I thought he looked good shirtless on MM). I find him very good in the few movie roles I've seen, like Baby Driver. And, Mad Men was AMC, not HBO. We might have gotten a decent ass shot on HBO.

by Anonymousreply 61March 8, 2019 5:21 AM

He has an evil soul and dead eyes.

by Anonymousreply 62March 8, 2019 5:40 AM

[quote]Wait isn't there a porn actor that looks like him?

R56, are you talking about Charles Dera? Minus the tats and 'stache, there is a resemblance

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by Anonymousreply 63March 8, 2019 7:15 AM

It's always the same question. In truth, most big time tv actors don't make it past that defining role. Some do of course, but most head into oblivion. Personally, the frat story turned me off and how he treated on his long time girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 64March 8, 2019 7:22 AM

I haven't read through the thread, but didn't he have some fucked up childhood or something happened with his mother? I know "Don Draper" had mommy issues, but doesn't Hamm have them as well?

Too lazy to google.

by Anonymousreply 65March 8, 2019 7:40 AM

What's the frat story again? Please. Don't want to Google.

by Anonymousreply 66March 8, 2019 7:44 AM

Agree, r61. Thought I read somewhere that the MM cast were instructed to not look like they worked out, had to have bodies looking authentic for the era.

by Anonymousreply 67March 8, 2019 7:49 AM

R65/R66I think his mother died when he was really young. Lived with his dad after that.

The hazing:

Hamm, according to the pledge, Mark Allen Sanders, became angry when he was unable to recite a list of details he was supposed to memorize about the fraternity members. He then set Sanders’s jeans on fire, pushed his face into the dirt and hit him with a paddle, the AP said, citing documents.

Hamm participated in the hazing “till the very end,” Sanders said. Sanders added that he needed medical care and eventually withdrew from the school.

by Anonymousreply 68March 8, 2019 7:53 AM

Last year, Hamm was in an episode of UK’s Travel Man with Richard Ayoade.

Each episode, Ayoade takes a weekend mini-break/vacation to somewhere in easy flying distance from the UK with another celebrity - and they see and do lotsa quirky shit and have a good time. Love the show!

Hamm was his big international (American!) celebrity guest for a weekend in Hong Kong (which isn’t exactly a quick and easy commute from the UK - but it was Christmas and meant to be a special episode).

Anyway - Hamm was great! I fell for the guy in a big way. He was smart and funny - self deprecating and self aware - goofy and silly as well at genuinely witty and charming. And still ridiculously handsome. You get the idea they genuinely had a ball.

And he keeps getting gigs in UK stuff - the AbFab movie - Black Mirror - etc. I can’t see anyone there still wanting to work with him if he’s hard going. It’s a smaller industry and word gets around pretty quickly...

We’re all lovin’ us some Hamm!

by Anonymousreply 69March 8, 2019 8:07 AM

Too much was written about his appendage (See: Valderrama, Jobless Wilmer).

by Anonymousreply 70March 8, 2019 8:07 AM

Before Mad Men, Hamm was a regular on an old not very interesting cop show called The Division. I only watched a couple of episodes but I do recall Hamm's acting was terrible. Quite unappealing, not someone you would look at and ever think he could become a Don Draper.

Plus he seemed like such a schmuck. Seeing his appearances since, the schmuck seems like just who he is.

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by Anonymousreply 72March 8, 2019 8:50 AM

Travel Man is a great show. Lens has been on it too.

by Anonymousreply 73March 8, 2019 9:02 AM

Would a "leaked" cock pic help or hurt his career?

by Anonymousreply 74March 8, 2019 9:07 AM

He's so hot. And he stopped drinking. He'll be okay.

by Anonymousreply 75March 8, 2019 9:08 AM

We wish to orally service John both front-al and rear-al!

by Anonymousreply 76March 8, 2019 9:24 AM

I don't think he's a bad actor, but he doesn't pop on the big screen. Don Draper was the perfect role for him, but he's not really movie star material. Neither is Brian Cranston. George Clooney was the exception, not the rule.

Elisabeth Moss is the only one whose career has continued on an upward trajectory. It's not a coincidence that she was the youngest principle.

by Anonymousreply 77March 8, 2019 10:03 AM

He’s attractive, but I’ve always gotten a creepy vibe from him— even way before the frat stuff came out.

by Anonymousreply 78March 8, 2019 10:39 AM

I wonder if all the brouhaha over his big ol' pendulous pecker has turned people off hiring him.

by Anonymousreply 80March 8, 2019 11:50 AM

George Clooney made the transition from iconic tv role to movie star and they both share that same somewhat closed off, wooden quality. But JH lacks Clooney's charisma.

by Anonymousreply 83March 8, 2019 12:34 PM

Clooney has his 'down home Kentucky boy' side that people find endearing. Hamm comes off like a elitist city dude. Not as likable to the masses.

by Anonymousreply 84March 8, 2019 12:36 PM

He has a huge cock so he doesn't need you bitches' approval.

by Anonymousreply 85March 8, 2019 12:46 PM

An elitist city dude from St. Louis, MO. When Hal Holbrook finally kicks the bucket, Hamm can take over the "Mark Twain Tonight" franchise.

He did have a fucked up childhood. His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father. That's a LOT of trauma to endure before the age of 10. So, yes, no surprise that he has anger issues and would go on to develop a drinking problem. If those problems did not develop, something else almost surely would.

He's handsome. He's hung. He's a very good actor when cast appropriately, which is the same requirement for every actor. I wish him nothing but success. I hope he will find it in a series of films that require of him a lot of nudity.

by Anonymousreply 86March 8, 2019 12:48 PM

R80, the way he has managed to make sure everyone is aware of its existence by eschewing underwear...

by Anonymousreply 87March 8, 2019 1:16 PM

Who wouldn't eschew Jon Hamm's underwear? I would esniff them and eslick them, too.

by Anonymousreply 88March 8, 2019 1:31 PM

This is such a weird thread. No, he's not a movie star, but the idea that his career is stalled somehow just doesn't apply. He's been working steadily in films and television ever since the show ended.

by Anonymousreply 89March 8, 2019 1:31 PM

Jon Hamm needs to do a Bringing Up Baby-esque comedy with Peter Bogdanovich. They could resurrect each other's career.

by Anonymousreply 90March 8, 2019 1:38 PM

Imagine how much better La La Landwould have been with Jon Hamm in the role incapably filled by Ryan Gosling.

by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2019 1:42 PM

[quote] His parents divorced when he was 2 years old. He lived with his mother until she got colon cancer and died when he was 10. His mother gone, he went to live in a new home with his father.

Who then died when he was 18 or something.

I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

by Anonymousreply 92March 8, 2019 1:58 PM

He needs to go after Liam Neeson-esque action movie roles.

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by Anonymousreply 93March 8, 2019 2:21 PM

Just FYI, he has a TERRIBLE body. Flabby as fuck. Zero muscle tone. He showed it off, unfortunately, on SNL more than once.

by Anonymousreply 94March 8, 2019 2:48 PM

Who is his agent? I bet his representation shares the blame. Jon Hamm was very funny on 30 Rock-- to be honest that's the only thing I've seen him on. He should do more comedy.

by Anonymousreply 95March 8, 2019 2:52 PM

I would love to be the tailor who measures Hamm's inseam.

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by Anonymousreply 97March 8, 2019 2:55 PM

[quote]What's your guess?

Reluctance to share the Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 98March 8, 2019 2:58 PM

Bryan Cranston has ended up the same way. I know he's had a few big roles in some recent movies but he'll always be Walter White. Is the whole Hammaconda moniker a thing because of that Photoshopped photo of him walking down the street? Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

by Anonymousreply 99March 8, 2019 2:58 PM

I heard he was a bit of a pig, and he hogged all the good lines.

by Anonymousreply 100March 8, 2019 3:00 PM

[quote] Who then died when he was 18 or something.

His father did (when Hamm was 20), R92.

by Anonymousreply 101March 8, 2019 3:04 PM

That's very young to be absolutely on your own. Very. Of course it has happened countless times throughout history, but it terms of understanding him, none of that matters.

by Anonymousreply 102March 8, 2019 3:08 PM

Now that he got that awful Romanoffs out of his system, Matthew Weiner needs to create a new series for Hamm. They worked magic together.

by Anonymousreply 103March 8, 2019 3:11 PM

I love all you nothings going on about what a failure Hamm is. Look in the mirror, assholes.

by Anonymousreply 104March 8, 2019 3:11 PM

Um--he's starred in movies since then. Worry about your own careers. LMFAO.

by Anonymousreply 105March 8, 2019 3:12 PM

Bryan Cranston will always be the dad from Malcolm in the Middle to me.

Don Draper was JH’s big role, the role of a lifetime where his casting was just right and the show took off, and most actors don’t ever get one of those jobs. He has been able to translate that experience into some film roles and guest TV work. He’s doing about as well as could be expected.

by Anonymousreply 106March 8, 2019 3:14 PM

And what big studio films would you expect him to be cast as the lead in? He was already mid forties when Mad Men ended. And you have to remember that Mad Men didn’t have a huge audience; it wasn’t like Clooney coming off of ER.

And he’s still doing supporting roles in studio films, leads in indies, and television work.

by Anonymousreply 107March 8, 2019 3:19 PM

Hamm has the kind of body that looks much better clothed than naked. He's certainly not fat, he's certainly not flabby, he just has no muscle definition. So his garments drape quite nicely.

by Anonymousreply 108March 8, 2019 3:22 PM

He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.

by Anonymousreply 109March 8, 2019 3:26 PM

I agree that his body, although not defined, is perfectly nice & sexy. I've seen his shirtless photos. Nothing to scoff at whatsoever. But when you see a man as handsome as he is, with that big ol' peen, you just expect him to be an Adonis naked. But when the kit comes off you're like "oh no, not what I expected at all".

by Anonymousreply 110March 8, 2019 3:32 PM

If the Downton Abbey movie is a success later this year, and I don't doubt it will be, look for a Mad Men movie. It would be mid 70's now and I can see despite all the protests Weiner was done with it, money will make this happen and Jon Hamm can bring back Don Draper and maybe get an Oscar nod. Word is out that Joanne Froghead is really Oscar bait for the DA movie.

by Anonymousreply 111March 8, 2019 3:37 PM

For the same reason he was unknown before he got his big break in Mad Men: Hamm is a very LIMITED ACTOR

Mercedes commercials are a good gig for him now, and certainly pay the bills with very little effort. I don't see much success in another role, I mean big Mad Men success. He's not good enough an actor to graduate into character roles as he gets older. It looks like he's accepted that his career peaked with Don Draper.

by Anonymousreply 112March 8, 2019 3:44 PM

[quote]Is there any real proof in REAL pictures that suggest he's hung like an elephant?

No. He tends to go commando and so it's more visible, but I've never seen a picture that suggests he's really hung.

by Anonymousreply 114March 8, 2019 4:09 PM

Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

by Anonymousreply 115March 8, 2019 4:28 PM

Mad Men: the movie is an interesting idea. Wiener would not know how to tell a story in two hours, though. Or we'd see Megan Teefs, the movie.

by Anonymousreply 116March 8, 2019 4:33 PM

I think the only thing that will save his career is to go full-frontal like he did when he posed for this painting.

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by Anonymousreply 117March 8, 2019 4:36 PM

Something that people forget is that Mad Men was a "niche" big hit. It did well with upscale, urban audiences. I remember articles being written about Mad Men making so much money for AMC because the audience was affluent and that they could charge more for 30 second ads by more upscale companies than other shows because of the audience demographics. Or to break it down they were selling Ford Pintos on CBS and Mercedes $ Class on AMC during Mad Men.

I think what that translates to is that Mad Men wasn't the kind of show and didn't have the kind of actors who were going to get mass audiences into the theaters. So it would make sense that a film career would be limited for Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 118March 8, 2019 4:48 PM

[quote]Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy. But carry on, bitches. Continue explaining how he's not good enough for you.

Personally, I do find him handsome - his most famous asset not being the most important drive of that.

However, the fact that he has NOT had any meaningful parts or greater success post-Mad Men argues against your positon that "Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is considered to be a sexy, attractive, talented guy."

If he were universally acclaimed as such, he'd have a bigger career now. How else would you explain it?

by Anonymousreply 119March 8, 2019 4:53 PM

[quote] I think he's a quirky character actor trapped in that body.

I agree. He could do comedy, but his attractiveness is distracting. I could never see him as a leading man or an action hero. He was made to play Don Draper and that's pretty much it.

by Anonymousreply 120March 8, 2019 4:54 PM

He was perfect in Mad Man. I dare you to find a middle age man, workaholics and drunk with a insta-ho body, specially in the 60s

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by Anonymousreply 121March 8, 2019 4:55 PM

Every sister on this board dreams of being cornholed bareback by Jon!

by Anonymousreply 122March 8, 2019 4:58 PM

He does a ton of indie films. I've seen him at Sundance for the last 2 years. He's actually very nice in person. We had a great conversation in Park City.

by Anonymousreply 123March 8, 2019 4:59 PM

I suspect that many of the DL posters have hideous fat, flabby and pasty bodies and so are much more forgiving of a Jon Hamm body. I am serious. Most people don't look like movie stars.

by Anonymousreply 124March 8, 2019 5:00 PM

He's always reminded me of the human version of American Dad....who I find so hot, even though he's a cartoon character. Jon Hamm has his exact personality and look.

by Anonymousreply 125March 8, 2019 5:04 PM

[quote] We had a great conversation in Park City.

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by Anonymousreply 126March 8, 2019 5:08 PM

Hamm is a terrible name for an actor.

by Anonymousreply 127March 8, 2019 5:18 PM

Looks pretty impressive to me. I can only imagine what it's like erect. He's definitely girthy, even flaccid.

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by Anonymousreply 128March 8, 2019 6:29 PM

R115:

Everywhere but Datalounge, Jon Hamm is unknown.

by Anonymousreply 129March 8, 2019 7:08 PM

Baby Driver was a big international hit. Moss is TV only. And an unapologetic Scientologist to boot so bye gurl.

by Anonymousreply 130March 8, 2019 8:12 PM

What is the status of this case?

by Anonymousreply 131March 8, 2019 8:12 PM

Hot. Seems to not take himself too seriously. Looks like he would be fun to hang out with.

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by Anonymousreply 132March 8, 2019 8:17 PM

Didn't know he's going to be in the new Top Gun movie.

by Anonymousreply 133March 8, 2019 8:26 PM

[quote] He looks fabulous naked because he looks like an actual man, not a narcissistic gym bunny who is primped to every extreme possible.

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 134March 8, 2019 8:37 PM

If Jon Hamm confronted you naked in real life most of you DL Bitches would be on your knees ready to take his jumbo hot dog-PRONTO!

by Anonymousreply 135March 8, 2019 9:43 PM

In the photos it appears to be a semi, we would estimate hard it would be max a nicely thick average, which is 7 inches.

by Anonymousreply 136March 8, 2019 9:56 PM

His cock is not that impressive. No fat, bull sized testicles, no huge width to the dick shape. A flaccid outline in pants. Meh.

Not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 137March 8, 2019 10:08 PM

LOL, r57. That really does not seem like a conversation worth paying to have.

As for Hamm's career, I thought he was very good in Black Mirror, but for the most part, I think he works better and has more appeal in a period role. For whatever reason, when he plays someone contemporary, he tends to come across doofus-y and uninteresting.

by Anonymousreply 138March 8, 2019 10:11 PM

I sucked the life force out of Hamm along with about 100 delicious heavy loads.

by Anonymousreply 139March 8, 2019 10:29 PM

[quote]I'm not excusing his hideous behavior in college, but it sounds like he was pretty much an orphan by then.

My heart bleeds for him.

by Anonymousreply 140March 8, 2019 10:31 PM

Interesting. Hamm was only making $20k per episode the first season of MAD MEN. It was AMC, after all.

By season 5, it was $250k an episode + cut of syndicatation $$$. And by that point, he was making far more as a voiceover performer.

I don’t think he’s ever going to have a major film career. Maybe he’ll head another TV series. But I don’t think he has to work again.

by Anonymousreply 141March 8, 2019 10:36 PM

Big cock decaying stud Hamm will be fine in life, financially and sexually.

by Anonymousreply 142March 8, 2019 10:40 PM

R132, that's why he isn't very successful.

by Anonymousreply 144March 9, 2019 3:42 AM

Is Mad Men in syndication?

He couldn’t be making too much from that part of the deal.

by Anonymousreply 145March 9, 2019 4:05 AM

He does the Mercedes commercials.

I would watch him in a rom com.

by Anonymousreply 146March 9, 2019 4:15 AM

He’s kinda old for a rom com.

by Anonymousreply 147March 9, 2019 4:19 AM

Do they still make rom coms?

by Anonymousreply 148March 9, 2019 4:30 AM

R80, Hamm plays it up, big time. James Corden practically asked him to take it out and show it to the world on a recent appearance. Hamm was basking in Corden's and the audience's urging him to do so.

by Anonymousreply 149March 9, 2019 4:44 AM

Don't worry, Hamm.

I can always get you a bit part in Season 3 of HANDMAID'S TALE.

by Anonymousreply 150March 9, 2019 4:48 AM

"Is Mad Men in syndication?"

It's on DirecTV's "Audience" channel every night.

by Anonymousreply 151March 9, 2019 5:39 AM

Because men who look like little boys are the in thing. I like a real man like Hamm....not spidertwinks. Grooming the public to be ok with pedophilia.

by Anonymousreply 152March 9, 2019 5:43 AM

Now I think of it Netflix has Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 153March 9, 2019 5:56 AM

Not many working actors ever get a hit on the level of Mad Men or Breaking Bad, so Hamm and Cranston capitalized on those lightning in a bottle moments. But to say they have flopped since isn't true. They've returned to bring working actors.

Hamm would be great in Cary Grant type roles. Perhaps he'll become what Leslie Nielsen became later in life and just have fun with his persona. Although that's assuming Hamm keeps his looks. Otherwise everyone will see him and think "God, he used to be so handsome." If that's the case, he'd need a surprisingly good acting role.

by Anonymousreply 155March 9, 2019 10:23 AM

He'd be a perfect Mortimer Brewster in a big screen remake of "Arsenic and Old Lace."

by Anonymousreply 156March 9, 2019 12:30 PM

He was in Bridesmaid as well - played Kristen Wig’s cad of a boyfriend

by Anonymousreply 157March 9, 2019 1:24 PM

Too bad he is american, he is almost perfect for James Bond

by Anonymousreply 158March 9, 2019 1:38 PM

R157, after hearing about the frat hazing, I always think that the Bridesmaids role was closest to his real persona.

I wonder WHET to his ex?

by Anonymousreply 159March 9, 2019 1:53 PM

I like the painting he posed for upthread. That is exactly what I think his cock looks like.

by Anonymousreply 160March 9, 2019 2:25 PM

My vibe is that he is a SHOWER (and damn, a nice one) but not much of a grower.

You can just tell.

Some guys look really good in pants due to their body shape, and their dick is just more pronounced.

Some guys show nothing and are packing massive sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 161March 9, 2019 2:42 PM

I wonder if we will ever get to see Jon's meat in this lifetime.

by Anonymousreply 162March 9, 2019 4:37 PM

I just saw the trailer for GOOD OMENS, the Neil Gaiman+Terry Pratchett satire-fantasy novel TV adaptation, and he’s in it. Looks like a sizeable role.

by Anonymousreply 164March 9, 2019 5:30 PM

We know what you mean Miss r161. We used to service a magnificent thick 9 inch sizemeat who showed NOTHING in jeans - it was amazing.

by Anonymousreply 165March 9, 2019 5:33 PM

It's best to leave something to the imagination

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by Anonymousreply 166March 9, 2019 5:53 PM

In interviews he's always come off as charming, funny as hell, and self-effacing.

Character actor trapped in the body of an aging romantic lead. Casting agents don't quite know what to do with him.

(IMHO)

by Anonymousreply 167March 9, 2019 5:57 PM

[quote]He's become as well known for his cock as he has for his acting.

The best acting he's done is when he wears that cock-ring with no underwear and pretends he's got a big cock - like millions of other aging queens

by Anonymousreply 168March 9, 2019 6:21 PM

Hilarious, r168. Keep all this bullshit coming--thoroughly enjoying it!

by Anonymousreply 169March 9, 2019 6:23 PM

Wonder if he'd ever do a gay sex scene.

by Anonymousreply 170March 9, 2019 6:50 PM

He got his big break late in life, and Mad Men sucked up all his remaining perfect looking years. But he's still working and he's still rich, where's the tragedy?

by Anonymousreply 171March 9, 2019 6:55 PM

The tragedy is that he is not sitting on my face right now.

by Anonymousreply 172March 9, 2019 7:53 PM

I think he's a better comedic actor than dramatic. He was hilarious during his appearances on "30 Rock" and "The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt". His showcase episode "Party Monster" was terrific. Even Sarah Silverman was surprised by him doing "Mad Man" because she just knew of him as this funny guy who hung around comedians at their poker nights.

by Anonymousreply 174March 9, 2019 9:39 PM

He was very funny on a couple episodes of Web Therapy with Lisa Kudrow.

by Anonymousreply 175March 9, 2019 10:11 PM

Surely he must have drunken texted a pic of his cock at least once to some prospective hookup.

So, why hasn't it been leaked yet?

by Anonymousreply 176March 9, 2019 10:59 PM

R176, I haver already called it. He is a great grower, but not a shower.

BUT, it looks PERFECTLY shaped. A perfectly shaped 6.5 inches -MAX-

Jon knows this. And he probably laughs at all of us obsessing over is mildy , barely above average weenis!

by Anonymousreply 178March 9, 2019 11:05 PM

Lucille Ball got her BIG BREAK at 40 years old when I Love Lucy went on the air. Jon Hamm was 36 years old when MAD MEN went on the air.

by Anonymousreply 179March 9, 2019 11:53 PM

You DL BITCHES wished MAD MEN had been on HBO and not AMC because then you would have seen Don Draper's COCK AND BALLS.

by Anonymousreply 180March 9, 2019 11:55 PM

Made a big mistake not giving a shit about his body. Too many shots of him online and in the tabs looking out of shape and flabby. He needed to shape up and look good with his shirt off.

by Anonymousreply 182March 10, 2019 12:08 AM

Jon Hamm was last seen on Chaturbate.

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by Anonymousreply 184March 10, 2019 12:16 AM

He's worked steadily since MM, in some interesting roles.

by Anonymousreply 185March 10, 2019 12:23 AM

Well, damn. Yesterday was his birthday.

Had I known I would have offered a blowie and everything.

by Anonymousreply 186March 11, 2019 11:22 AM

His dick isn't a member of SAG.

by Anonymousreply 187March 11, 2019 11:36 AM

A lot of TV actors work steadily after their show ends but those projects don’t have the big audience their hit had. They also don’t get to do the chat show rounds or get magazine covers to promote these roles so you get people saying WHET and I thought (s)he was dead.

by Anonymousreply 188March 11, 2019 11:51 AM

Neinsagers. He's a shower and a grower. Hamm sports the fat long juicy schlong of your dreams.

by Anonymousreply 189March 11, 2019 10:42 PM

Neinsagers! Yes! Whatever R189 said.

by Anonymousreply 190March 12, 2019 3:23 PM

"You want me. I know it."

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by Anonymousreply 191March 12, 2019 3:49 PM

He does have fantastic teeth.

by Anonymousreply 192March 14, 2019 12:26 AM

one of the most desired actors in town. he very picky...and a bit lazy....he prefer stay home and have girls line up to suk his salami.

by Anonymousreply 193March 14, 2019 12:28 AM

I doubt he's that rich AMC are cheapos.

by Anonymousreply 194March 14, 2019 12:30 AM

He makes hella more $ from escorting than from acting, charges a grande an hour. is booked up thru Halloween. shhhhh(rich Asian bitches eat him up

by Anonymousreply 195March 14, 2019 12:32 AM

Are you saying he pays for hookers, R193? Sounds like it.

by Anonymousreply 196March 14, 2019 12:33 AM

honey they pay him, uve see his face/body and cock???

by Anonymousreply 197March 14, 2019 12:49 AM

oh please, he's not a whore. At his age and the way he drinks, no way that cock is working 100% or staying hard.

by Anonymousreply 198March 14, 2019 2:30 AM

He did something awful in college and as handsome as he is, he does not deserve forgiveness.

by Anonymousreply 199March 14, 2019 2:37 AM

one of the most popular Casanovas in town, he has his pick of any sugar mommy or daddi that he wants. one thrust of his ten inch cock down a CEO's throat, and he is in like flint, honey

by Anonymousreply 200March 14, 2019 8:09 AM

Why hasn't he taken a stab at Broadway?

by Anonymousreply 201March 14, 2019 10:55 AM

Broadway don't go for booze and donkey dick.

by Anonymousreply 202March 14, 2019 11:19 AM

he will, is looking for the right piece.

he is a delightful person, and he don't give a shit what u think.

he is jon hamm

who is u?

by Anonymousreply 203March 14, 2019 11:34 AM

None of the Mad Men actors have had another big hit since then.

by Anonymousreply 204March 14, 2019 2:43 PM

R202, you could not be more wrong in that assertion.

Broadway will crawl in any gutter for either of those things.

by Anonymousreply 205March 14, 2019 2:45 PM

he auditioned for a big comedy by a big writer , but was sposed to be in his undies for half the show

fuk!

by Anonymousreply 206March 14, 2019 2:53 PM

We just watched "Beruit" on Amazon, in which he was the lead, along with Rosamund Pike. Good action/thriller and Hamm did a great job. (And looked as great as ever, I might add.)

by Anonymousreply 207March 14, 2019 3:09 PM

Hamm is so damned photogenic that he would be wasted on Broadway. If he wants to do it, that's fine with me. But with that face, he should be in front of a camera five days a week. Preferably undressed. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 208March 14, 2019 3:12 PM

Really, r204? Elizabeth Moss in The Handmaid's Tale?

by Anonymousreply 209March 14, 2019 3:19 PM

He was ruined in Mad Men when he had sex with that homely cult member girl. I mean, who the hell would do that, even as acting?? I think that killed his career. I, however, would be happy to have him as my kept man ANY time!!!

by Anonymousreply 210March 14, 2019 3:33 PM

R35, now there are two of the sexiest men alive. Not just handsome: sex!

by Anonymousreply 212March 14, 2019 3:41 PM

He needs to do more comedy. Maybe redo some old Rock Hudson romantic comedies.

Like Ben Affleck, he has this wacky side he suppresses.

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by Anonymousreply 213March 14, 2019 4:02 PM

Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.

But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references. It is grounded in its time.

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by Anonymousreply 215March 14, 2019 5:23 PM

I think he's good looking but lacks sex appeal. He has that "I like to smell my farts" vibe.

by Anonymousreply 216March 14, 2019 5:29 PM

Never heard of that vibe.

by Anonymousreply 217March 14, 2019 5:32 PM

r209 nobody watches the Handmaid's Tale except blue-haired unfuckable SJWs who identify as "queer."

by Anonymousreply 218March 14, 2019 6:15 PM

He's handsome and looks like he's got a big cock, but he sure doesn't seem very interesting.

by Anonymousreply 219March 14, 2019 6:18 PM

Not only a huge cock, but I'll bet he's got a big pair of low-hanging balls that he likes to swing back and forth over your face.

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by Anonymousreply 222March 14, 2019 6:52 PM

[quote] Emma Stone and Jon Hamm in a big screen remake of PILLOW TALK.But don't update it with slathered on irony and contemporary references.

You mean like this?

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by Anonymousreply 223March 15, 2019 1:29 AM

Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me. But I wouldn't want to date him.

by Anonymousreply 224March 15, 2019 3:14 AM

he brilliant on SNL.... the Halloween stuff breaks me up.

by Anonymousreply 225March 15, 2019 4:06 AM

I gots dibs on his pussy hole!

by Anonymousreply 226March 15, 2019 8:53 AM

i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties. i think thats why he did all these TV commercials.

by Anonymousreply 227March 15, 2019 9:05 AM

He bought her an apartment on the UES when they split. God knows that costs a chunk of money.

by Anonymousreply 228March 15, 2019 2:55 PM

yes, so after he bought the apartment and waste so much money he needed to fill out the bank account by doing embarrassing commercials.

by Anonymousreply 229March 15, 2019 3:06 PM

Substance abuse issues. He a mess.

by Anonymousreply 230March 15, 2019 3:09 PM

The more I hear about him, the less I like him...

by Anonymousreply 231March 15, 2019 3:32 PM

I'm a fan. too bad about the vices...nobody's perfect, hope he gets the help he needs.

by Anonymousreply 232March 15, 2019 3:34 PM

I don't want to keep him. I just want to have sweaty and ambitious sex with him frequently.

by Anonymousreply 233March 15, 2019 3:34 PM

[quote] i dont think he has that much money, because he splited with his 18 years girlfriend, and he probebly had to pay her a lot of money, half of their properties.

I find it shocking that anyone would pay for pussy. But it happens all the time.

by Anonymousreply 234March 15, 2019 5:27 PM

R234 My sister just bought her ex partner of 9 year an apartment so she can keep the house and had to buy out his share of her business, a childcare centre and divide a retirement fund. It’s not a gender thing anymore but usually men still earn more so more men have to pay out more often than women.

by Anonymousreply 235March 15, 2019 5:31 PM

no, its not a gender thing. don't forget that he earn most of the money and she isn't a profitable actress, and he needs to supply for her the same living standard. he probebly need to pay her every month alimony

by Anonymousreply 236March 15, 2019 5:58 PM

[quote] Hamm is the kind of guy who could show up at my house unannounced, drunk as shit at 2am, and just have his way with me

He's the kind of guy who would get a key to my place for that very purpose.

by Anonymousreply 237March 15, 2019 6:03 PM

No r237 just let him kick in the door. That'll make it even hotter!

by Anonymousreply 238March 15, 2019 6:10 PM

The guy that did have a key looked more like Roger Sterling than Don Draper....but man, I loved it when he'd show up.

He was more of a morning guy, which was even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 239March 15, 2019 7:41 PM

Something about his cigarette breath turns me off.

by Anonymousreply 240March 15, 2019 11:59 PM

They called Jon Hamm the next George Clooney - TV star who becomes a movie star

Why hasn't that happened?

by Anonymousreply 241March 16, 2019 12:00 AM

Both women and men fight over him. he has that it factor....and a 11 inch cock.

he is fun, fuks good, treats a partner with dignity, and his star is ascending....he is rich in personality!

by Anonymousreply 242March 16, 2019 1:13 AM

When he finally won the Emmy, he looked like a broken man. He had broken up with the longtime girlfriend, everyone knew he had a drink problem. I just saw a sad, broken, pitiful man on the stage and he lost a lost of hotness points. I agree he’s only ONS or dirty weekend material, as a partner he’d be too much hard work. He’s missing the confidence and charisma of a George Clooney. I think he could play more complex characters than George but you only find those in indies, not the mainstream movies you need to become A list.

by Anonymousreply 243March 16, 2019 1:21 AM

He is fine, he sends his love

by Anonymousreply 244March 16, 2019 1:25 AM

Jon Hamm is well-endowed; this is old news. The Internet likes to point out that Hamm is well-endowed; this is also old news. The new news is that Hamm is not as equally fascinated with his well-endowed status as the Internet is. In an interview with GQ Australia, he said, "It was a topic of fascination for other people, certainly not me." In fact, prior to this interview, he was all for keeping his privates private: "I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake," he told Rolling Stone in 2013. "Lay off."

The Internet did not lay off, and Hamm softened his stance on the issue. He also identified the silver lining of having the Internet openly discuss the personal matter of his penis. "By the way," he told GQ Australia, "as rumors go, not the worst." True. Very true.

by Anonymousreply 245March 16, 2019 1:33 AM

What's all this shit about him having to buy his ex-girlfriend stuff or pay her alimony? They were never married, so unless they had some sort of written agreement, he doesn't owe her anything.

by Anonymousreply 246March 16, 2019 1:42 AM

They were together for 18 years, which in California made them common-law spouses. They jointly owned property and investments together.

by Anonymousreply 247March 16, 2019 3:13 AM

You cannot be with someone for years and in their case almost 20 years, then walk out and leave the other person high and dry. Alimony if you’re not married is called palimony. Be careful out there R246 or you will get screwed for the screwing you got. never open a joint account with a boyfriend and never co-sign on anything.

by Anonymousreply 248March 16, 2019 3:42 AM

Reid Scott is the next George Cloooney, not Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 249March 16, 2019 3:58 AM

So much misinformation. California does not recognize common-law marriages. PERIOD. There is no such thing in California. There is also no legal term called "palimony." It's a made-up word.

by Anonymousreply 250March 16, 2019 4:00 AM

Palimony. As stated above, without a WRITTEN contract, there is no requirement for any kind of payment.

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by Anonymousreply 251March 16, 2019 4:01 AM

he owed her zero, but was still generous, he that kind of guy...

by Anonymousreply 252March 16, 2019 4:05 AM

Jennifer Westfeldt didn't need any parting gifts from Hamm. She is a working actress and director.

Plus, she got to enjoy his massive cock for 18 years.

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by Anonymousreply 253March 16, 2019 6:40 AM

I doesn't agree. she needs his money as well. when they started dating she was much successful actress than he was. but things change, and she used to live in a very high level , and also she doesn't have a lot of projects- that actually makes money.

by Anonymousreply 254March 16, 2019 9:12 AM

successful??? never heard of her. omg her genetically modified face.

by Anonymousreply 255March 16, 2019 9:27 AM

No, she was! and it was relative to his unsuccessful career till Mad Men. now she isn't successful and she needs his money.....otherwise i dont think she will get along in NYC.

by Anonymousreply 256March 16, 2019 9:47 AM

jon we love u, ur fun, cute and ur film/tv choices are alwys a blast....CONTINUED GOOD LUCK BB

by Anonymousreply 257March 16, 2019 12:06 PM

Show us the goods, Jonny.

by Anonymousreply 258March 16, 2019 2:05 PM

He's fun and hot. I like a man with vices. Nobody's perfect.

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by Anonymousreply 259March 16, 2019 3:20 PM

He can't sing. Not aging well at all. No thanks

by Anonymousreply 260May 6, 2019 3:52 AM

Oh yes, Jon Hamm. I find the fact that his second toe is taller than his big toe to be disconcerting. Pass.

by Anonymousreply 261May 7, 2019 4:09 AM

Alcoholic arrogant assholes don't do it for me. Don't care if he was on a hit t.v show 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 262May 7, 2019 4:13 AM

jon is booked solid for a month in advance, often longer, to meet up with his cock ass and tits.

he not cheap, but my lord very worth the wait and money.

he kisses for xtra….

get him drunk, anything goes.

by Anonymousreply 263May 7, 2019 4:14 AM

Who the fuck are you kidding with your holier-than-thou attitude, r262? And how do you know he's an alcoholic arrogant asshole? And "20 years ago"? Your bitterness and unfuckedness are showing. LMFAO!

by Anonymousreply 264May 7, 2019 4:19 AM

How do I book 3 hours with him?

by Anonymousreply 265May 7, 2019 4:24 AM

Who were his agents post Mad Men? They royally fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 266May 7, 2019 4:28 AM

It's a shame he hasn't struck gold again, he's crazy talented. He was supposed to be Dean Martin in this SNL skit, it was changed at the last minute to James Mason. Hamm winged it and nailed it with no rehearsal.

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by Anonymousreply 267May 7, 2019 4:30 AM

Sorry not into guys that beat and torture college students. I will take Paul Rudd or Keanu Reeves over his sorry ass any day of the week. And most drunks can't get it up, so good luck with that. You can not tell me he doesn't drink. Look at his face. Please, girl

by Anonymousreply 268May 7, 2019 4:30 AM

indeed, love him as james mason, brilliant.

by Anonymousreply 269May 7, 2019 4:31 AM

And it's still prettier than yours, I'll bet, r268. Gurl please.

by Anonymousreply 270May 7, 2019 4:32 AM

What had happened to his career? He keeps doing bombs.

by Anonymousreply 271May 7, 2019 4:34 AM

With his being bitten-by-the bottled, coupled with the 'college' shit, he's too much of a risk.

He's over.

by Anonymousreply 272May 7, 2019 4:34 AM

A month wait for his ass and tits. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 273May 7, 2019 4:36 AM

Yet more posts about how Jon Hamm is over. LMFAO! Dream on, you silly cunts.

by Anonymousreply 274May 7, 2019 4:37 AM

Mr. Hamm shouldn't you be at a bar by now.

by Anonymousreply 275May 7, 2019 4:38 AM

I don't get it, look at his imdbpro page, he works lots

op must be an ex gal friend

by Anonymousreply 276May 7, 2019 4:42 AM

He was pretty good in those h&r block commercials

by Anonymousreply 277May 7, 2019 4:45 AM

I would rather not look at his page. Rather look at Robert Downey Jr or George Clooney.

by Anonymousreply 278May 7, 2019 4:49 AM

Of course he works regularly. It's the unfucked queens here who pretend it's all over for him.

They should look in the mirror!

by Anonymousreply 279May 7, 2019 4:54 AM

We believe you, Jon Hamm.

by Anonymousreply 280May 7, 2019 4:58 AM

His next movie should be Rehab.

by Anonymousreply 281May 7, 2019 5:01 AM

He's worked non-stop since Mad Men ended.

by Anonymousreply 282May 7, 2019 5:17 AM

He’s hotter than George Clooney, I would pay to see his movies

by Anonymousreply 283May 7, 2019 5:24 AM

I forgot about Tag. That was good

by Anonymousreply 285May 7, 2019 5:30 AM

Maybe he can do Broadway plays.

by Anonymousreply 286May 7, 2019 5:34 AM

Clooney is a better actor. Hamm has been busy doing shit movies and voice overs. Not going to happen for him.

by Anonymousreply 287May 7, 2019 5:38 AM

Clooney is old as fuck, who wants to see him? Hamm can still star in a hit, he is younger. It’s not over for him. I saw him in the spy thriller about the Middle East, I enjoyed it. He does have a good voice

by Anonymousreply 288May 7, 2019 5:42 AM

"Not going to happen for him."

Oh, my sides, r287!

by Anonymousreply 289May 7, 2019 5:55 AM

He should do Broadway. That's what propelled Bryan Cranston when Breaking Bad ended. Now Cranston is on the verge of getting his second Tony.

by Anonymousreply 290May 7, 2019 6:03 AM

Glad Jon Hamm's agent is sticking up for him.

by Anonymousreply 292May 7, 2019 6:10 AM

Right--who's your agent, r292?

by Anonymousreply 293May 7, 2019 6:11 AM

Armie Hammer, step forward.

by Anonymousreply 294May 7, 2019 6:12 AM

R291, younger than Clooney. Hamm is 48; Clooney is 58.

I think Jon Hamm is smart enough to know that he will always be Don Draper to most people. He's doing whatever work he wants that comes his way. His best chance for a second really big success will be when he's older and can be a character actor - which I think he's well suited for - without the Mad Men connection overshadowing the role.

by Anonymousreply 296May 7, 2019 6:14 AM

Jon Hamm's problem is that he's a beautiful man, very masculine and a perfect example of the tall, dark and handsome archetype.

Unfortunately he lacks charisma and is not a talented enough actor to make up for it. This is probably why he never garnered much notice in his 20s, early 30s at the height of his beauty. He struck gold in Mad Men and maximized his looks and mediocre talent to their full potential.

He'll continue to do well with indy films, commercials and small films here and there, maybe even another popular tv show. But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

by Anonymousreply 297May 7, 2019 6:14 AM

I agree. And he is losing his looks.

by Anonymousreply 298May 7, 2019 6:16 AM

Sometimes actors can't get to that next level. It happens.

by Anonymousreply 299May 7, 2019 6:17 AM

OMG, you ugly old queens are really too funny!

by Anonymousreply 300May 7, 2019 6:17 AM

Sorry, not everyone adores Jon Hamm. It's okay. I love Christian Bale. Know alot of people don't like him. It's no big deal. We are not friends with them.

by Anonymousreply 301May 7, 2019 6:21 AM

[quote]But he'll never be one of the tv breakout movie stars, ala Clooney or Depp.

Clooney and Depp became movie stars in a different time. There really are no movie stars anymore.

by Anonymousreply 304May 7, 2019 6:37 AM

We will always have Brad,Keanu,Robert,and Bradley.

by Anonymousreply 307May 7, 2019 6:42 AM

He just needs the right role, he has been in a lot of crap since Mad Men

by Anonymousreply 308May 7, 2019 6:42 AM

He only got mad men because Thomas Jane turned it down.

by Anonymousreply 309May 7, 2019 6:43 AM

Yeah, but he did get it, Blanche r309, he did get it--and he's been an Emmy-winning millionaire ever since.

LMFAO!!!

by Anonymousreply 311May 7, 2019 6:49 AM

It's okay, Jon. Have another beer.

by Anonymousreply 312May 7, 2019 6:51 AM

Tom Jane should have taken the part--what a fool. It sure beat "Hung"!

by Anonymousreply 313May 7, 2019 6:52 AM

one of the most sought after leading men in town. women drool too work with him

not so with January jones men run fast.

by Anonymousreply 314May 7, 2019 10:01 AM

tom jane so dam hot would luv to suk his cock

by Anonymousreply 315May 7, 2019 10:24 AM

Leiv Shrieber is a leading man. John Hamm is too cutesy without the 1960’s persona.

by Anonymousreply 316May 7, 2019 10:47 AM

I thought he was great in Baby Driver. I turned TAG off after 20 minutes...couldn’t get pass the stupid premise.

by Anonymousreply 317May 7, 2019 12:27 PM

Fuck all you people. Jon Hamm is super hot and I would drain his balls any way he wanted them drained.

by Anonymousreply 318May 7, 2019 12:44 PM

dam right. ide kiss on his lips, ide kiss his tits and tummy, ide suk the juices from his butt and suk his white crème from his fat hog.

by Anonymousreply 319May 7, 2019 12:48 PM

He is an amazing man. I highly recommend...

by Anonymousreply 320May 7, 2019 4:33 PM

His massive cock sucks the blood from his brain so he can't remember his lines, thus can't get hired.

by Anonymousreply 321May 7, 2019 5:18 PM

He is a shitty actor and does shitty movies. Phoney kiss ass to other celebrities. Is Moody and has a nasty temper in real life. Alcoholic. Always looks hungover. That is why is he will never be a movie star. He will never get another Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 322May 12, 2019 2:55 AM

I just want him to sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 323May 12, 2019 2:56 AM

I think what he did in college, ruined his career. People don't except that kind of cruelty.

by Anonymousreply 324May 12, 2019 3:00 AM

I think he is very attractive and I wish he would get more TV.

by Anonymousreply 325May 12, 2019 3:06 AM

R267, you should get out of the house a little more often and expand your horizons.

by Anonymousreply 326May 12, 2019 3:06 AM

He has never apologized for torturing and beating that guy in college. Gets really mad if you ask him about it. I don't care how good looking he is. He's damaged goods.

by Anonymousreply 327May 12, 2019 4:20 AM

I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 328May 12, 2019 5:01 AM

we all fukd up in college'

give the hungest stud in town a break, k?

he works all the time, check his work page

by Anonymousreply 329May 12, 2019 5:39 AM

at a grande per 30 min, the stud is makin a fukin fortune, his house is awesome too, shoots huge load into my throat for 25 bux xtra

by Anonymousreply 330May 12, 2019 5:40 AM

He. Set. A. Boy. On. Fire. In. College.

by Anonymousreply 332May 12, 2019 5:46 AM

r332. Thinks. Periods. After. Every. Word. Makes. More. Of. A. Statement.

by Anonymousreply 333May 12, 2019 5:52 AM

Clearly you understand what I was going after, r333. Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 334May 12, 2019 5:53 AM

it was nothing, minor burns

by Anonymousreply 336May 12, 2019 6:01 AM

He sets my mussy on fire.

by Anonymousreply 337May 12, 2019 6:09 AM

say what u may, its the best grande i ever spend.

by Anonymousreply 338May 12, 2019 7:01 AM

The claw hammer killed my crush.

by Anonymousreply 339May 12, 2019 7:39 AM

my crush on his arse killed my ennui

by Anonymousreply 340May 12, 2019 7:51 AM

You know he had a saggy older-guy ass, right? It's not a tan, muscular ass or anything...

by Anonymousreply 341May 12, 2019 8:00 AM

[quote] I wonder if he's ever had a dick in his mouth.

He's on television. Sucking some well-placed influential dick is required.

by Anonymousreply 343May 12, 2019 2:48 PM

Girls, let’s not lose focus on what is important.

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by Anonymousreply 344May 12, 2019 3:27 PM

He was probably drinking heavily in college, and if he's a mean drunk, that explains the frat story.

by Anonymousreply 345May 12, 2019 3:28 PM

Jon Hamm...do better. Be better, y'all.

by Anonymousreply 346May 12, 2019 3:31 PM

Looks like it would be a solid 9" hard.

by Anonymousreply 347May 12, 2019 4:02 PM

a more fun kool hot fukker u wont meet, last stahl on the nbc toilets 8th floor...

by Anonymousreply 349May 13, 2019 4:50 AM

I saw him last night on SNL. I miss him, no matter what his problem is. He is a very talented man.

by Anonymousreply 350May 13, 2019 6:05 AM

He would have been much better in LaLa Land.

by Anonymousreply 351May 13, 2019 6:09 AM

I never miss a Hamm movie or tv thing

he alwys super fun and witty.

by Anonymousreply 352May 13, 2019 6:16 AM

hamm is beloved by the snl cast crew and lorne's gang, he smart as fuk n funn

by Anonymousreply 354May 13, 2019 10:03 AM

do him sling the meat to thems that wants IT?

by Anonymousreply 355May 13, 2019 11:25 AM

(shhhhh, yes) but only the best whiskey and xxxx.

by Anonymousreply 356May 13, 2019 1:49 PM

I think JH is way more handsome than GC. And certainly not as overtly smug.

by Anonymousreply 357May 13, 2019 2:00 PM

i will tell you one thing DL HOMOS if Madmen had been on HBO instead of AMC we all would have seen Jon Draper's naked ass and his COCK AND BALLS.

by Anonymousreply 358May 13, 2019 2:03 PM

HBO was pitched Mad Men, but turned it down. Whoever those HBO executives were, I'm sure they were fired for letting that one go.

by Anonymousreply 359May 13, 2019 2:42 PM

no shit, they could have had his awesome ass on a platter.

I fell in love with him from the first episode

tho I found January jones disgusting and untalented. sorry casting.

by Anonymousreply 360May 13, 2019 2:51 PM

Hbo is NOT afraid of showing men FULL FRONTAL naked. Not that we DL HOMOS care but Hbo also would have shown Joan's HUGE TITS.

by Anonymousreply 361May 13, 2019 3:14 PM

He's a mean drunk. And his movies suck. Arrogant ass.

by Anonymousreply 362May 15, 2019 4:58 AM

If your a underage girl you will get his attention

by Anonymousreply 363May 15, 2019 4:59 AM

perfect gent, alwys gave me more than enuf cab fare home, used a rubber, and good tipper...

by Anonymousreply 364May 15, 2019 12:18 PM

r362, triggered by Jon Hamm of all people.

"If your a underage girl you will get his attention." Oh, dear, r363. And exactly how many underage girls are on Datalounge?

by Anonymousreply 365May 15, 2019 1:38 PM

Give you cab fare. Lol. Class act.

by Anonymousreply 366May 15, 2019 11:06 PM

the photo where he isnt wearing underwear and you see the outline............he looks above average but he isnt porn star material.

Both of his parents died young. I dont know what his dad died of..but combine that with his alcoholism, I wouldnt expect Jon to make old bones.

He was in a long term relationship for 15 years or so, never got married and doesnt have kids. I dont think he is gay but I do think he has pretty heavy issues from his childhood and is not living the average hetersexual life of wife (or wives) and kids.

by Anonymousreply 367May 16, 2019 12:55 AM

isn't porn star material? dude that's soft!

by Anonymousreply 368May 16, 2019 9:55 AM

I don't think he'll ever do anything better than Man Men, but he seems to have found a niche as a working actor--playing douchebags and company men. He can play both serious and funny--and he's got a great speaking voice. I don't get the sense that he's that driven to be a big star--he takes a lot of supporting roles that don't seem to require tons of effort. I look forward to seeing him as Gabriel with purple eyes on Good Omens.

by Anonymousreply 369May 16, 2019 8:34 PM

I agree, Mad Men is the best he is ever going to get. Seen some of his movies. Really lousy. He was good on Black Mirror. Being a heavy drinker doesn't help. And he suffers from depression. He is almost 50. Saw him next to Paul Rudd and Jason Bateman. They are older than him. He looked older than them. Have a feeling in a year or so, he will be headed back to rehab. Is in Good Omens , but his part is small.

by Anonymousreply 370May 17, 2019 6:23 AM

Pretty sad he is only famous for mad men and the size of his dick. Which probably isn't that big.

by Anonymousreply 371May 17, 2019 6:36 AM

his brilliant wit and work on SNL alone merits supreme kudos...

by Anonymousreply 373May 17, 2019 8:05 AM

He needs to do squats. Saggy old-guy ass.

by Anonymousreply 374May 17, 2019 8:10 AM

he is a big time well paid actor.

you are a librarian with warts....

by Anonymousreply 375May 17, 2019 8:30 AM

"PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PENIS! I'm a SERIOUS actor! No, really!"

by Anonymousreply 376May 17, 2019 11:58 AM

Spotted him last night at Hadestown. Grizzled and weathered, but the moose knuckle was real.

by Anonymousreply 377May 17, 2019 12:04 PM

r370--LMFAO. Could you be more obvious? We get it--you hate him. Your predictions of doom for him make that quite clear. Zzzzzzz.

r371--what are YOU famous for? And how big's your dick?

r372--you know him personally, do you?

Sad queens.

by Anonymousreply 378May 17, 2019 2:30 PM

I met him at a big party in hwood, lots of stars there, he was tipsy but NOT drunk, super gentleman, fetched me an uber when we were done later at the hotel,

he is first rate, and....big.

by Anonymousreply 379May 17, 2019 3:06 PM

R379 Do you work in showbiz?

by Anonymousreply 380May 17, 2019 3:16 PM

Didn't the guy he tortured in college eventually commit suicide or something?

He would have been interesting in the Alexander Skaarsgard role in Big Little Lies. I wonder if his agent submitted him for that.

by Anonymousreply 381May 17, 2019 8:22 PM

r379 are you male or female?

by Anonymousreply 382May 17, 2019 8:45 PM

Well, he flops around in "Good Omens."

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by Anonymousreply 383June 3, 2019 8:42 AM

He can't act and has had an unpleasant air even on his 1990s dating show appearance.

by Anonymousreply 384June 3, 2019 9:13 AM

R384, Please send his unpleasant air in my direction.

by Anonymousreply 385June 3, 2019 9:19 AM

He's a very versatile actor. He's a convincing leading man. He's great at very broad comedy. And he's hung like a horse.

We are lucky to have him.

by Anonymousreply 386June 3, 2019 3:03 PM

met him a a function. stunned by his hotness and eyes, omg deep n intense.

HE SMELLED GOOD …. GIVENCHY I THINK.

or maybe it was his sweet meat which was on full display in white ish pants.

by Anonymousreply 387June 3, 2019 3:05 PM

I want to sniff between his legs.

by Anonymousreply 388June 3, 2019 3:06 PM

Jon is fine, he sends his love (especially to the haters).

by Anonymousreply 389June 3, 2019 3:08 PM

Jon Hamm wears caftans at times so that his dick can't be so obvious.

by Anonymousreply 390June 3, 2019 3:31 PM

and so I can hide under them at comic cons and tend to his alwys horney cock head that cums so thick in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 391June 3, 2019 4:45 PM

I can't believe no one has mentioned the many rumors about his (alleged) affair with Elisabeth Moss. It was talked about a lot a few years back, but I am sure it's long over. Some people were saying it contributed to his breakup with Westfeldt, but I don' t really believe that. I figured he'd probably been serially unfaithful because the relationship had more than run its course, and he surpassed her in fame (which always ruins relationships).

by Anonymousreply 392June 3, 2019 7:47 PM

I just saw a interview where he said he can pick and choose his parts. After the crap I have seen him in, he's fully of shit.

by Anonymousreply 394June 4, 2019 1:34 AM

He can pick and choose from the parts he's offered, r394.

by Anonymousreply 395June 4, 2019 1:40 AM

I just found out he voices the Mercedes commercials

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by Anonymousreply 396June 4, 2019 2:00 AM

Good Omens is enjoyable and Hamm is good in a supporting role. He really does do charming/slimy as well as anybody out there. I really do get the feeling that he does't want to dig all that deep and do a hard role. He's said Don Draper was hard on him. He was a fucked-up guy playing a fucked-up guy.

The one I'm surprised not see more of is Vincent Kartheiser, who's more of an actor's actor--very skilled and has no issues with playing unlikeable.

by Anonymousreply 397June 4, 2019 2:02 AM

r397--the sniping anti-Hammer.

by Anonymousreply 398June 4, 2019 2:04 AM

No way would he bang Liz Moss. I did hear rumors about him and January Jones though, which sounds more plausible.

by Anonymousreply 399June 4, 2019 2:08 AM

bangin is only thing January jones is good for

voted worst tv actress bak in the day 3 yrs in a row

by Anonymousreply 400June 4, 2019 2:49 AM

She seemd out of place, like an amateur amongst good actors.

she ever find out who the father of her kid is?

by Anonymousreply 401June 4, 2019 5:41 AM

I am jon hamm's ball sack, im so damn heavy, can u get me some crutches or an acorn stair lift so I can rest a bit?

by Anonymousreply 402June 4, 2019 12:32 PM

I am his fat meat that's about to penetrate the big jugs secretary that secretly fukd ev body in the damn office.

by Anonymousreply 403June 4, 2019 2:08 PM

I am his mouth. ive seen a lot, but the best was the mega movie star ladys whose tittys ive sucked on.

they rarely turn me down.

im hung im fun im mr hamm bone.

by Anonymousreply 404June 4, 2019 3:22 PM

Joe Hamm would make an awesome fuck buddy.

by Anonymousreply 405June 4, 2019 7:03 PM

Wow, do you all not know that this guy has a flabby ass body with zero muscle tone? How is that sexy?

by Anonymousreply 406June 4, 2019 7:35 PM

Fuck off, Mary at r406. Go piss on someone else's thread.

by Anonymousreply 407June 4, 2019 7:38 PM

R405, Is Joe his brother?

by Anonymousreply 411June 4, 2019 10:49 PM

R396, that voice!

Hamm must get paid a fortune for advertising voiceovers, not only because he has such a great voice but because of Don Draper. You can imagine him standing in the conference room at SC, pitching that phrase to clients. “You know what we make. First makes us who we are.” It’s perfect. It’s the apotheosis of advertising. It doesn’t mean a damn thing - he could be selling paper towels or garden tools … and yet, you want to go out and buy a Mercedes right away.

by Anonymousreply 412June 5, 2019 7:42 AM

That voice also makes me want to kneel in front of him, unzip him, and take him in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 413June 5, 2019 10:01 AM

Ide pay to swallow every drop of his butch piss. while he smokes and flits the ashes on me.

by Anonymousreply 414June 5, 2019 12:51 PM

I want to lick his scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 415June 5, 2019 2:17 PM

He looks horribly gaunt in that pic, R416.

by Anonymousreply 417June 6, 2019 5:42 PM

He looks awful in that pic. What's it from?

by Anonymousreply 418June 6, 2019 5:49 PM

R418 - It's his reaction to this thread.

by Anonymousreply 419June 6, 2019 7:10 PM

Wow, R416. Those looks? They GONE.

by Anonymousreply 420June 6, 2019 7:26 PM

His career, the shitter straight down did it go, OP?

by Anonymousreply 421June 6, 2019 11:03 PM

Just imagine what a wild fuck he must have been around the time he was on The Dating Game.

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by Anonymousreply 422June 6, 2019 11:24 PM

He's doing just fine, you naysaying bitches. LMFAO!!!

by Anonymousreply 423June 7, 2019 1:42 AM

Anybody see him jogging in the Prime TV Show “Good Omens?” It was dickmatizing.

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by Anonymousreply 424June 7, 2019 1:54 AM

Justin Theroux's "The Leftovers" jog was better.

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by Anonymousreply 425June 7, 2019 9:05 AM

his cock has been in all the top actresses in town, the stud is in demand.

by Anonymousreply 426June 7, 2019 11:03 AM

Just reviving this thread to post Jon Hamm's new homoerotic commercial for SkipTheDishes in Canada.

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by Anonymousreply 428September 20, 2019 11:39 AM

Really, where do I sign up as Jon's houseboy?

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by Anonymousreply 429September 20, 2019 11:40 AM

Read my "A to Z" book. He's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 430September 20, 2019 12:17 PM

^ I remember when I first saw this video and thought, wow, he'd really got a mean streak. I can totally imagine he being a cunt to Miss Griffin.

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by Anonymousreply 431September 20, 2019 12:28 PM

His cock is so big it doesn’t fit

by Anonymousreply 432September 20, 2019 12:34 PM

Dick Van Patten once said that you are only as successful as the show you're on.

by Anonymousreply 433September 20, 2019 12:47 PM

In R431's video he looks absolutely shattered, exhausted, probably drunk, maybe high. Generally not good.

by Anonymousreply 434September 20, 2019 1:29 PM

Does Jon Hamm have vitiligo? In paparazzi shots, it looks like he has vitiligo on the backs of his hands.

by Anonymousreply 435September 20, 2019 1:38 PM

R436 Thank you (435 here).

by Anonymousreply 437September 20, 2019 1:55 PM

R436 435 here again. Actually that little interview was interesting. I didn’t realize vitiligo is stress-related and that it waxes and wanes (skin pigment comes back).

by Anonymousreply 438September 20, 2019 2:03 PM

He stopped showing his bulge.

by Anonymousreply 439September 20, 2019 2:06 PM

I happen to have some insider info on Mr. Hamm. He’s very pleasant to work with, but you have to be on your toes. His passion is comedy, shown by the fact that he’s really good at writing on the spot. You’ll probably see him in more and more comedic roles in the future, less dramatic ones like Mad Men.

by Anonymousreply 440September 20, 2019 2:36 PM

R440 Can you tell us more? Do you know why he really broke up with Jen? Who has he dated since? Any insider opinion about his not-so-exciting post-MM career? I read that he was trying to get a Ryan Murphy gig. True?

by Anonymousreply 441September 20, 2019 2:55 PM

he done a buncha moovies, and made 2 mill for that commercial....he ok hun.

by Anonymousreply 443September 23, 2019 2:35 PM

Jon is reportedly dating Lindsay Shookus, Ben Affleck's home-wrecking ex.

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by Anonymousreply 444September 23, 2019 2:54 PM

lucky gal, his 11 inches is made for sin ….go gurl

by Anonymousreply 445September 23, 2019 3:02 PM

Anyone got the actual pic that's floating round of his uncovered meat?

by Anonymousreply 446September 23, 2019 3:04 PM

jon looked sober and hot at the emmys. he remains one of the sexiest and most talented of all leading men.

hung don't hurt non neither....if it fits, take it.

by Anonymousreply 448September 24, 2019 4:44 AM

He had been dating Anna Osceola for awhile. There are pics of the two of them although she's never identified because the tabloids don't know who she is. (She is an actress who had a small role on Mad Men.) He's not with Shookus but since the tabloids are completely obsessed with that woman, they will print whatever gets clicks. Hamm actually went to SNL parties with Shookus and Ben Affleck.

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by Anonymousreply 450September 24, 2019 5:07 AM

I doubt he was dating Anna. They would have gotten more pics of them. If you saw the pics he looked totally boried with her. He is always alone. He can be a mean alcoholic and he works alot. People can't believe he is single. So any women he is photographed with, he is dating.

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by Anonymousreply 452September 24, 2019 5:25 AM

jon is bout the least mean fellla u ever met, sober or drunk.. super fun sweet man. best cock in history of the earth, heavy mantle to carry.

by Anonymousreply 453September 24, 2019 5:34 AM

Is he still drinking?

I can't believe he's fucking ben affleck's leftovers...I think he must have herpes...they all fuck the same people. Do the math.

by Anonymousreply 454September 24, 2019 5:38 AM

You know him personally. I doubt that. Unless your a underage girl he's not to screw you either.

by Anonymousreply 457September 24, 2019 5:41 AM

You know him personally. I doubt that. Unless your a underage girl he's not to screw you either.

by Anonymousreply 458September 24, 2019 5:41 AM

Keanu has herpes too.

A poster on DL said Keanu gave a female friend (of poster's) herpes. Who knows? It's all gossip.

by Anonymousreply 459September 24, 2019 5:45 AM

And Henry Cavill. But when you sleep around it happens.

by Anonymousreply 460September 24, 2019 5:56 AM

And Henry Cavill. But when you sleep around it happens.

by Anonymousreply 461September 24, 2019 5:56 AM

So we will see Hamm in more shitty movies. Sounds about right. How many bombs is a actor allowed. For somebody who is so wonderful, nobody goes to his movies.

by Anonymousreply 462September 24, 2019 6:01 AM

He's one of the sexiest men on earth. Where are the trolls who say DL thinks every hot man is gay? This is a very long thread about a very handsome and sexy man and not one suggestion he's gay because he's not. When DL says someone is gay, it's probably because they are.

by Anonymousreply 463September 24, 2019 6:12 AM

No longer care. Don't give a shit how big his dick is, if he only fucks pussy am not interested in anything he's in, says or does. Leave him to the stupid Fraus who read Hello, and SO interested in his "relationships" with whoever actress. Plenty of stunning bi/gay actors around to fantasize about.

by Anonymousreply 465September 24, 2019 10:38 AM

I give a shit how big his dick is cause some day ima gonna suk and gnaw on it, and on his teats.

by Anonymousreply 466September 24, 2019 12:30 PM

Close thread on overrated cheating womanizing alcoholic.

by Anonymousreply 467September 24, 2019 1:40 PM

hey jon babe, cum fuk me and lets party like der aint no 2morrow bb

by Anonymousreply 468September 24, 2019 4:06 PM

[quote]Close thread on overrated cheating womanizing alcoholic.

FFS, just go away, cunt. Don't click on the thread or read it then.

by Anonymousreply 469September 24, 2019 4:11 PM

dam dude, u a bummer, we here to have fun, yea, go fuk ur dad u swine.

by Anonymousreply 470September 24, 2019 4:15 PM

Something about him, if he put on 20 pounds I'd still think he's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 471September 25, 2019 6:46 AM

He suffers from depression.

by Anonymousreply 472September 25, 2019 6:53 AM

He's supposed to be a very nice man now, although he was a complete asshole and bully in college.

by Anonymousreply 473September 25, 2019 7:05 AM

he has been with Ana oscola in the NHL awards this summer. she sat next to him . i don't know if they are dating now, but they probably dated in the past.

by Anonymousreply 474September 25, 2019 7:58 AM

He's not even funny. He tries, bless his heart.

by Anonymousreply 475September 25, 2019 8:01 AM

I doubt he is in any relationship. If he was still with Anna, they would be pics. Supposedly he was mentally abusive to his long time girlfriend. He really looks like he is really drinking heavily now.

by Anonymousreply 476September 26, 2019 3:02 AM

I'm in Mayo, Ireland. He's shooting a movie with Christopher Walken and Jamie Dornan here right now called "Wild Mountain Thyme." They were advertising for extras in one of the local papers.

by Anonymousreply 477September 26, 2019 4:22 PM

R477, how’s he look? I hope he finds a nice Irish barmaid to impregnate and then be forced to marry.

by Anonymousreply 479September 27, 2019 1:02 PM

Since Halloween will be here soon...

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by Anonymousreply 481September 28, 2019 4:42 AM

Love Bill Hader. So handsome and funny.

by Anonymousreply 483September 28, 2019 5:04 AM

Jon Hamm's latest vehicle Lucy in the Sky seems to be a bomb. It got disastrous reviews. I read a while back that Natalie Portman originally didn't want Jon in this film because he was a jinx. Let's hope The Report will do fine.

by Anonymousreply 484September 29, 2019 4:20 PM

When Mad Men and Jon Hamm really hit it big, people went around saying "He should be the next James Bond" or "He should be the new Superman." People forget that that was when the entertainment industry was in a recession, just like the rest of the economy, and producers weren't going to risk expensive properties on an actor without a track record in movies.

by Anonymousreply 485December 7, 2019 7:52 AM

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